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Inspector Rumblepants & The Case of the Golden Haggis

Inspector Rumblepants and Sergeant Widebottom from New Scotland Yard’s Special and Confusing Crime Division are called in (as Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson are away on an Austrian skiing holiday) to solve the mysterious theft of the Golden Haggis, the symbol of Scottish royalty. Battling against time, a dastardly thief and his band of cutthroat gypsies, a mysterious weapon that causes uncontrollable farting, and an evil Scottish prince, they must find the Golden Haggis before the Scottish clans unite to invade England (again) and then take over the world. Helped by Agent Amber, a pretty but lethal secret agent from MI six‐and‐a‐half, the overenthusiastic Inspector Nailhard from the crack police Fast Armed Response Team (FART), and a part‐time Scottish secret agent (whose day job is a butcher), they must overcome overwhelming odds and unravel confusing clues in order to solve the case and save the world.

Mike Blyth

Mike Blyth, who has a masters degree in security management and who lives in the Washington, DC, area, is a retired Royal Marine Commandos Major and is presently the chief operating officer of a risk management company supporting government and commercial projects in high-risk environments. Mike has worked or lived in over forty-three countries, most of them rather dodgy in nature, and which require a fair degree of zig-zagging when going down to the shops. Mike is married to Kristen, who is retired from the US Navy and frequently points out she has a much higher IQ than her husband. They have five children together. Mike enjoys writing the Inspector Rumblepants books every time his wife gives birth in order to escape changing diapers (which happens rather frequently). The Inspector Rumblepants series started after his first child, Alex, displayed a propensity for unusual amounts of flatulence. A fan of the Sherlock Homes stories, Mike's stage was set for the Inspector Rumblepants series.

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