A teenage stowaway on an alien spaceship finds herself on galactic repo missions in this zany sci-fi romp.
Firstname Lastname has always struggled to find her place in the world. With a name that was the result of an unfortunate clerical error, she has always gelt like a nobody with nowhere to go. But when she’s destined to become one of the only humans on an alien space station, she decides to finally strike out on her own.
Sneaking aboard a ship a random ship, Firstname soon realizes she has joined up with a crew of repomen (they are definitely not pirates). Now she’s traveling the galaxy “recovering” ships. What could go wrong?
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his fiancee, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.
Patrick is the author of Starship Repo and Gate Crashers.