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Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children

The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith
Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include:
*Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all
*The use and care of snot rags
*Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em
*Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)

Annie Smith, Glen-Bob Smith

Glen-Bob Smith (real name: Bob Glen Smith) is the Group Senior Editor for Globe Communications in Boca Raton, Florida. He's the author of several books, including The Baseball Hall of Shame's Warped Record Book and Fishin' Dirty Tricks. He is one of eleven children of a dirt-poor moonshiner/carpenter and is from a small mountain town in Tennessee.

Annie Smith is one of seven children of a hard-drinking truck driver. She can drive a pick-up with the best of them and is now a licensed hairdresser in Florida. The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children is her first book.

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